So I’m married to this guy….
Posted by Allison on January 16, 2011
It’s our 8th Anniversary on Tuesday. In honor of my anniversary I’m coming clean. I have secret boyfriends. A LOT of secret boyfriends….and not just the old guy on the street that I told you about before…
My Actor Boyfriend
- sub category – comedic Paul Rudd
- sub category – dramatic *tie Javier Bardem/Daniel Day-Lewis
- sub category – broadway Taye Diggs
- sub category – reality/host Jeff Probst
My Comedian Boyfriend
- David Cross
My Purely Cause of the Accent Boyfriend
- *Tie – Clive Owen/Colin Firth
My Vampire Boyfriend
- Eric from True Blood (not the actor, the vampire)
My Musical Boyfriend
- Lenny Kravitz
My Sport Figure Boyfriend
- Sub category – real Rafael Nadal
- Sub category – fictional Tim Riggins
My Turn back Time Boyfriend
Who I would pick now but they would themselves at the time of the sub category.
- Sub category 90’s Donnie Wahlberg
- Sub category 80’s Matt Dillon
- Sub category 70’s Jermaine Jackson
- Sub category 60’s JFK Sr.
My Embarrassed to Admit it Cause Everyone will think I’m a Freak Boyfriend
- Alan Rickman
My Who the Fuck is that? Boyfriend
- Mathieu Kassovitz
My Boyfriend who would Prefer a Boyfriend
- NPH
My Dead but if he wasn’t Boyfriend
- JFK Jr.
My Real Life Boyfriend
I bet a million bucks the minute I post this blog post my husband is going to say, ‘what about so and so’ and I’m going to be choked that I missed someone. But at the same time he’s going to be relieved that I got sidetracked on the secret boyfriend post and didn’t post the story of Mr. Magoo and the vibrating fishing rod that he found our room yesterday. See, I have discretion!!!
trininista said
See? Now I wanna know about the vibrating fishing rod. lol. Your list is cool. I love Alan Rickman as well. he just has an odd vibe that is very intriguing. But Jermaine Jackson? I don’t get what you and Oprah see in him.
Allison said
Oh I LOVE ‘back then’ Jermaine….now he’s weird and kind of creepy but back on Sullivan, he rocked it OUT!
Michele said
I love this list! I agree with many of your choices although I am concered that you missed one of my favorites…what about Gale Harold? I think he may be upset that you replaced him in your affections!
Allison said
Dammit!!! I forgot my sweet Gale! He rocks my boat big time! Scott also pointed out that I forgot Jim Cuddy. Never mind the whole list of girl crushes that I could do as well….I see another blog post coming!
Dee said
How about “My redhead phase boyfriend”..there’s a couple names for that heading:)
Allison said
I really have NO idea what you are talking about….
Gail Cupid said
I won’t even apologize for not recognizing any of the names except JFK and JFK JR. I think it’s better that way but wonder what’s with this family. At least, your dad and I kept it to a much smaller number of boyfriends/girlfriends and we didn’t categorize them either. Holly & Peter also subscribe to this weird behavior – Holly’s most weird bfriend being an “undertaker”.
Having said all that I think you hit the jackpot with your hunky boyfriend husband and I particularly like the new “lean” look. Just in case I miss it on Tues. Happy Anniversary and may the next 50 yrs be as exciting and eventful as the past 8 years.
P.S. Doing any blogging for memorial on the 19th?
Allison said
Thanks for the anniversary wishes! I can’t believe it’s been 8 years! Check back on Wednesday I’m sure I’ll be writing on that day…
Kathy said
Happy Anniversary! Too funny you and I share a lot of the same boyfriends! Your #1 guy is a lucky guy you have good taste!
TexaGermaNadian said
Wow, how weird is this, I just stumbled over to your blog, and we have the same boyfriends! lol. Actually found your blog through expat women, and glad I did. Always fun to read about everyone else’s overseas adventures. Nothing like trying to make this non-American lifestyle feel like home. All the best!
Kma said
You can have them all, even Matt Damon. But keep your hands of Daniel Day Lewis because baby, he’s M I N E !