So I’m married to this guy….

It’s our 8th Anniversary on Tuesday.  In honor of my anniversary I’m coming clean.  I have secret boyfriends.  A LOT of secret boyfriends….and not just the old guy on the street that I told you about before…

My Actor Boyfriend

• sub category – comedic Paul Rudd
• sub category – dramatic *tie  Javier Bardem/Daniel Day-Lewis
• sub category – broadway Taye Diggs
• sub category – reality/host Jeff Probst

My Comedian Boyfriend

• David Cross
  

My Purely Cause of the Accent Boyfriend

• *Tie – Clive Owen/Colin Firth

My Vampire Boyfriend

• Eric from True Blood (not the actor, the vampire)

My Musical Boyfriend

• Lenny Kravitz

My Sport Figure Boyfriend

• Sub category – real Rafael Nadal
• Sub category – fictional Tim Riggins
  

My Turn back Time Boyfriend

Who I would pick now but they would themselves at the time of the sub category.

• Sub category 90’s Donnie Wahlberg
• Sub category 80’s Matt Dillon
• Sub category 70’s Jermaine Jackson
• Sub category 60’s JFK Sr.

My Embarrassed to Admit it Cause Everyone will think I’m a Freak Boyfriend

• Alan Rickman

My Who the Fuck is that? Boyfriend

• Mathieu Kassovitz

My Boyfriend who would Prefer a Boyfriend

• NPH
  

My Dead but if he wasn’t Boyfriend

• JFK Jr.

My Real Life Boyfriend

I bet a million bucks the minute I post this blog post my husband is going to say, ‘what about so and so’ and I’m going to be choked that I missed someone.  But at the same time he’s going to be relieved that I got sidetracked on the secret boyfriend post and didn’t post the story of Mr. Magoo and the vibrating fishing rod that he found our room yesterday.  See, I have discretion!!!