He ran into my knife 10 times.

I have FIVE days until the house will be on the market.  In those five days I have to wash the walls, paint some spots, clean the window, clean the carpets, fix a hole in emmett’s bathroom ceiling, take the dog to the groomer, take the dog to his new home, continue to pack, organize a garage sale, get boxes from shipping company and the daily cooking, cleaning AND end of school nightmare that is JUNE!.  This morning my delightful husband said, ‘maybe we should look into shipping the car’.  Which means maybe I should look into the costs and benefits of shipping the car overseas.  I did NOT stab him with a fork but only because I don’t want blood in the carpet before we sell the house.  I did however start singing Cell Block Tango…