Why I foster…

You know there are sometimes when you’re just reading the morning paper and a lesson hits you in the head. Today was one of those days.

Do something

volunteer

become a mentor

become a foster parent

change your outlook

I’m 12.

I know I’m pathetic….shut up…

Is it just me or does just the theme song make you giggle and just a little excited….

I have to say that Dixon looks about as Ghetto as Betty White.

now THIS is television at it’s finest…Brenda Walsh, Kelly as an addict, the cool hand slap at the end, the akwardly too old cast….. awwww good times.

May Long and a Two-Four….

Awww, the beginning of summer, may long weekend.  I don’t know what you call it in your parts but when I grew up we called this beloved weekend “May-long”  apparently saying the “weekend” was too much work.  We would go camping and drink and stay in tents and drink and play slow pitch and drink and cook on open flames and drink.  I’m sure this is a tradition the world over but in Saskatchewan (and Alberta) with our limited summer this was a huge event.  This called for a “two-four” of beer….We would go out in our “Bunnyhugs” making sure we had plenty of clean ‘ginch’ or the more proper “gaunch”.  Then we’d all play Kaiser until the sun came up…..

I don’t know why people from Saskatchewan are always made fun of…..

I wish I was funnier….

I mean, I’m funny, I’m damn funny but all those people that have their designs over at cafe press are freakin’ hilarious. I spent a large portion of my night last night looking through their tshirts. I need a new design for Pride Week in Edmonton this summer where I sit around and knit while the parade goes by….I was thinking a cute “Queer knitting” or something like ‘Some of my best friends are Queer” something witty. Last year I forgot about it until it was too late. I had NO idea. The fact that there are shirts that say “What would Brian Kinney do” is enough to make me smile all damn day. I can’t decide!!!! I think I’m going with this one or this one or maybe this one or this one but my favorite so far is this one!

This could take awhile.

Then I stupidly started looking at the plain ole knitting shirts….

I may waste the whole day….

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What the heck!

I’m tired.

I’m sober (out of booze)

I’m hungry (for chocolate, not REAL food)

I’ve got a case of SSS.

I’ve got gas.

It’s hump day (and I haven’t been humped)

And a lady at the library took the knitting book that I wanted off the shelf RIGHT in front of me!

I’m going to read blogs and fart until dh gets the hint and goes and buys me some coolers…..maybe I can strike a couple off my list…..mostly the hump day thing.